Moo-nure

They tell me cows are polluting the place

With a little thing called methane gas.

Scientist tout that is exactly the case

And our global warming fate’s been cast.

Now I want my world to be safe and green

And  for our waters or rain to be less caustic.

What’s got me scratchin’ my noggin’s sheen

“Is when did cows get more toxic?”

Rattlin’ the Sabre

Ol’ Putin flexed his muscles bare chested

And showed the world he’s a man’s man.

As a leader he can’t be bested

Cause Putin is the man with the plan.

He don’t like way Bush in any form

(Now there is a novel thought)

And he will decide what will be the norm

Deciding what ethics will be taught.

I think he is rattlin’ the sabre

Threatin’ Americans everywhere

Well his rhetoric is like eatin’ capers

Which taste like rancid rat hair.

I wonder if Mr. Putin has ever seen

The clips of that Khrushchev man

Who almost busted his spleen

Pounding his shoe for an infernal span.

I think he said he would bury us too

And that we should listen close

‘Cause missles he had more than a few

To annihilate America coast to coast.

Well missles never filled the sky

And soon left that Cuba place

Making his threat more of a lie

And Khrushchev left with an eggy face.

Mr. Putin put your shirt back on

I don’t need to see no hairy chest

To know peace will soon be gone

When countries have to prove whose best.

Taking a Break

Working on a major RFP for two separate programs can really turn your mind to mush so I thought I would take a quick break and write a post.

Items of little consequence but that I found interesting…

• Cowboys are losing to the Patriots.  Looks like a looooooooooooooooong day.
• Longhorns won.  Colt made one of the more remarkable plays I’ve seen this year for a touchdown.  Good for him!
• ACU is still racking up the victories.  We will see next week what they are made of against WTAMU.
• TGBO had her 20th birthday yesterday.  Hope she had a good time.
• When I finish this proposal I’m going to smoke a cigar.
• I might even take a day off next week.  Okay, probably not.
• Have to go to El Paso this week for two days.  Now there is a place everyone wants to visit.  It is almost as popular as booking a spot at Club Hell.
• Finally saw The Kingdom.  Now that is a movie!
• Golf tournament behind me, proposal almost finished, I am starting to feel like life is improving!
• Our golf tournament was run by Charles Coody, a name most golfers will recognize.  What an interesting  man with some terrific stories about some of the greats such as Hogan, Nicklaus, Woods, Trevino, etc.
• I probably would appreciate his stories even more if I had actually golfed at some point in my life.

Okay, back to work.