Mark Twain Quotes

There are just some days  you want to sit back and read a little Twain and nod  your head in agreement.  So for today I’m providing the Twain quotes… pull up a chair and start nodding. 

The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

You cannot depend on your judgments when your imagination is out of focus.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can.

The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain’t so.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

Them Irish Are Purty Smart

It s no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking.  An Irish Proverb

Seminar Me Baby!

One of the joys of my job is attending a gazillion seminars a year.  Some are wonderful while others are much less so.

Today the seminar was fantastic!  I was even more thrilled that it was held in here at home!  No travel, no hotels, no mileage, etc.  Yuppers, a home run of a seminar in my backyard!  It doesn’t get much sweeter than that when it comes to getting those little nuggets of knowledge we all need to perform our job more efficiently!

So how was your day?