I am proud to say I kept most of my New Year’s Resolutions from last year. Since I am thrilling at that success, I will keep this streak rolling!
- I resolve to drink more coffee.
- I resolve to smoke two cigars a month.
- I resolve to eat more red meat.
- I resolve to mock as many vegetarians that I can.
- I resolve to enjoy people and the time spent with them.
There you have it. I feel this is going to be a good year!