New Year’s Resolutions

I am proud to say I kept most of my New Year’s Resolutions from last year.  Since I am thrilling at that success, I will keep this streak rolling!

  1. I resolve to drink more coffee.
  2. I resolve to smoke two cigars a month.
  3. I resolve to eat more red meat.
  4. I resolve to mock as many vegetarians that I can.
  5. I resolve to enjoy people and the time spent with them.

There you have it.   I feel this is going to be a good year!

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